Dead Man in Marche
The full synopsis

A Novel by David Sheppard
DEAD MAN IN MARCHESHIRE
By
David Sheppard
A Synopsis



When the mutilated corpse of a glamorous ex pat in this quiet rural corner of Italy is discovered outside his house,
the community  of  Marcheshire is shocked: it seems an ideal opportunity for the under worked anglophile Inspettore
Luca Carducci of Macerata police to reluctantly put down his Poirot and pick up the case.

This death has doubled the annual murder rate and Luca is keen not to lose his 100% clean-up rate and incur the
displeasure of his boss and more importantly his mother- a former first lady of the region and still an eminence grise.
His boss warns him of the arrival the following week of a younger, keener, smarter, more highly qualified officer who
would be better suited to the job. This Rispoli incidentally happens to be the boss's nephew. Luca's mother sees this
case as a further stepping stone along a political path that she's been laying for him. But the thing really nagging at
the back of his mind is that the mobile of his wife, Sofia, is always engaged and she has a guilty air about her.

Crime scene opinion errs towards ' hoofing' as cause of death. A recent Russian Mafia movie contained a similar
execution: death by 4x4. The victim's Ferrari is missing, taken as a trophy of a gangland execution it's speculated.
The victim's Russian ancestry and cryptic computer journal point towards some kind of conspiracy. Interviews with ex
pats ( including varied inebriates, exiles, rogues, extras from Room with a View and when- the-Von-Trapp-family-met-
Coldplay amongst others) reveal a portrait of a thoroughly English Gentleman, though. His dealings and relationship
with a seductive estate agent, dubbed the Black Widow, raises some suspicions but Luca is quickly bewitched and
disarmed by her.

Frustratingly the journal reveals more of the victim's charming and amusing self than any dastardly plots. Interviewing
the people last seen with him glean little more light until Luca links a distinctive earring  found embedded in the
victim's hand with one of the interviewees. She folds and admits to having an affair and being at the crime scene that
night though she saw nothing at all- except another expat washing her car at 1.30am. Luca follows this up; yet
another affair is revealed. She admits to accidentally running the victim over but as forensics confirm, her tyres don't
match the fatal marks on the victim's head and back. So, still no leads. On the way home he is almost driven off the
road by a force he didn't count on crossing: the Little Sisters of Charity & Poverty.

Luca's boss is almost skipping with glee, his mother is muttering and plotting darkly and Sofia is becoming more
cagey. Following a hunch, Luca attends a curry night at the Glenn Eagles Hotel ( the writ demanded at least a double
n to spare any confusion) hoping for any kind of lead from the ex-pats at this stage. Expecting My Fair Lady, the
evening is more like Apocalypse Now and Luca awakes in one of the bedrooms with two unexpected and unwelcome
female companions. In the bathroom mirror he is confronted by the face of failure: marriage, family life, job, political
prospects, everything seems destined to be shot down the pan. With Rispoli arriving that afternoon, he knows he's
run out of time. Like an electric shock, his mobile suddenly trills to life in his hand: the news stuns him.

An hour later, Luca storms triumphantly into his boss's office, declares 'Accidental Death!' and presses play on his
tape recorder. It is a recording of the message left by the victim. This last call contains a brief message then the
soundtrack of a car door slamming shut; the crunch of gravel underfoot; a mumbled "What's that? An earring?'; a
stumble and the rumble of a free-wheeling car followed by a crunch, squelch, yelp and the sudden cessation of the
call. Arms crossed, Luca asks what Rispoli will make of this. Not a lot it turns out; he'll be off duty recovering for a
least a few months following a hit and run accident outside his apartment that morning.

At lunch, Luca hopes to patch things up with Sofia who reveals that she's been concealing a guilty secret from Luca;
a surprise tour of Scotland booked through a travel agent friend of hers. During lunch Luca's mother texts to say that
she is sorry to hear about Rispoli‘s “accident“- Luca suddenly loses his appetite.

The missing Ferrari is found dangling from a tree in the ravine below the victim's house, its corroded brake cable
hanging limply below. The coroner confirms Accidental Death and warns those present that things of great beauty
often have dark and dangerous hearts that see themselves as the possessions of no man.


La Vita le Marche Index
Chapter One